The only person that could stand Boris’ company was his mother. But only because she was deaf. (Actually, she wasn’t, but she learned to fake it so she could raise her son and not go crazy listening to his constant nonsense). He is absolutely intolerant to people not paying attention to him, and even gets violent. His best friend as a child was a radio that he competed with to see who could talk longer. The radio never won.
When Boris starts a conversation with you, he gets really close and grabs your wrist to make sure you won’t run away and hear him very well. If he sees that you’re not paying attention, he will punch you in the face.
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