The only person that could stand Boris’ company was his mother. But only because she was deaf. (Actually, she wasn’t, but she learned to fake it so she could raise her son and not go crazy listening to his constant nonsense). He is absolutely intolerant to people not paying attention to him, and even gets violent. His best friend as a child was a radio that he competed with to see who could talk longer. The radio never won.When Boris starts a conversation with you, he gets really close and grabs your wrist to make sure you won’t run away and hear him very well. If he sees that you’re not paying attention, he will punch you in the face.
“Hoodah” mask is a wonderful thing to have! Terrifically realistic and wearable for hours.
- Hand-made, hand-painted, and hand-decorated – 100% American-made.
- Easy to put on and take off. Very soft and breathable; transfers body heat and stretches well to allow for long wear.
- Made from the highest quality, medical-grade silicone with mesh-protected layer – durable with a lifetime warranty!
- Realistically natural skin appearance, complete with hand-made moles, warts, liver spots, veins, wrinkles and individually-inserted eyebrow, facial hairs..
- Comes with a mannequin stand to maintain the mask’s shape and quality over time; $80 value – yours free!
NOTE: Mask’s appearance may change slightly depending on the wearer’s head and face shape.
- We offer a lifetime warranty on all our products.
- Products are fully refundable only if we are notified within 24 hours of delivery and sent it back to us within 2 days of receiving the RMA, or if there is an error on our part.